Beam Me Up Softboi

by Chevy Chase Stole My Wife

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Written and recorded remotely during the 3rd Lockdown in 2021!

BEAM ME UP SOFTBOI is from the point of view of an entitled nice guy who thinks you owe him a peek of sideboob cos he treated you like a fellow human being.

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Aerial girl
Hanging on a wire
I held the door wide open for you and you smiled
I see you’re not quite perfect yet
So I stand a good chance of getting it
It’s nothing less than something I deserve

Green eyed girl
I’m waiting in the cafe
I saw you with your friends - secret, seductive, laughing
You’re an 8 or 9
So I’ll be a 10 ‘cos I’m so kind
So sign me off and take me to your room

Where’s my pass to standing here with you?
 Success is just leaping through your hoops
Do you love me yet? Do you love me yet?

Kawaii girl
I imagine you in bookshops
You’re nerdy like the girls who wear glasses in movies
And when you take down your long hair
Idiots will start to stare
But I’ve seen your potential from the start
Yeah I’ve seen your potential from the start, so...

Where’s my pass to standing here with you? 
Success is just leaping through your hoops
Do you love me yet? Do you love me yet?

Be nice, that’s what you’re always saying be nice
You don’t want a nice guy as much as you say you do
You say you do
You say you do
Be nice, that’s what I’m always doing being nice
You don’t want a nice guy as much as you say you do
You say you do
You say you do

Where’s my pass to standing here with you?
 Success is just leaping through your hoops
Do you love me yet? Do you love me yet?

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released May 28, 2021
Written and produced by Emma Howett and Chevy Chase Stole My Wife

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Chevy Chase Stole My Wife are an alternative and surreal UK band. If you like your rock catchy, or you like your pop dirty, and appreciate love songs for inanimate objects, the 'Chasers are your new best friends.

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